#haha but for real she is
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Fox Mulder doesn't have the "I Want To Believe" poster there because he's crazy. He doesn't have it there to broadcast his beliefs or as a mantra or to remind him to always look for aliens.
Fox Mulder keeps that "I Want To Believe" sign above his desk to remind him of his own internal biases.
That sign hangs above Mulder's desk to remind him of his own shortcomings and flaws. He's aware that he's a hack with dangerous beliefs and prone to flights of fancy and maybe even delusions. He's aware that he's desperately searching for aliens and monsters where there are only men doing bad things. And he has to remind himself of that, constantly.
That's why he's thrilled when he meets Scully and she challenges his beliefs, says that logically aliens don't exist. He's thrilled when she tells him to cut the crap in the pilot episode. He needs someone to challenge him. He needs someone who won't take his shit and put up with his flights of fancy. And he knows it. He's been dealing with himself for years and he feels relief and joy when Scully comes in and says enough of your bullshit. We're doing this my way. With science and logic. He isn't smiling and teasing her because he thinks he's smarter and better than her. He's smiling because she's exactly the person he needs in his life.
That's why he tells her right away that he's a UFO freak with trauma about his sister and a true believer. Not because he's trying to convince her to believe, but because he needs her to understand where he's coming from and what's wrong with him. So she can understand that either he's a dangerous lunatic himself, or he's delving into a dangerous conspiracy and either way she could be collateral damage if she stays with him. He spends the pilot episode reckoning with the idea that either he's a maniac or he's pulling this young fresh detective into danger. When she starts agreeing with him he gets upset, talks her out of it.
Mulder keeps that sign above his desk to remind himself to look into the "reasonable logical" explanations. He keeps that sign on his desk because he knows he's flawed and biased and frankly, dangerous.
He tells Scully exactly what he thinks is happening and about all the crazy stuff he believes not because he's trying to convince her to believe too, but so she can be his sounding board. So she can throw his illogical bullshit back in his face and remind him to look past his own biases and paranoia and quasi-religious zealotry. Because he knows he needs that. He knows he's in a conspiracy brained echo chamber of his own making and having a slow-burn mental breakdown. And he sees Scully as salvation from himself. As another figure in his quasi-religious belief system. The savior.
As the series develops he relies on her more and more to reality check him. Literally reality check him and manage what he worries might all be a delusion.
Mulder pretends he's confident and all the constant criticism and sidelong glances don't get to him and that might be true because he doesn't respect those people but he respects Scully. And he needs someone he respects to tell him when he's wrong, when he's being biased or actively delusional. Scully is his salvation. She's compassionate about his trauma and the reasoning behind his beliefs, but confident and logical enough to tell him when it's all bullshit. She's his savior, his rock, and often his only real connection to material reality.
#in conclusion Dana Scully is Jesus#haha but for real she is#the x files#x files#fox mulder#dana scully#mulder and scully#agent mulder#spooky mulder#okay she might be more of an allegory for the Mother Mary#but she's actually more of a Jesus figure herself#in this essay I will#someone help the media analysis chip in my brain won't turn off#also goddamn this man loves sticking his hand in mysterious substances#in episode four he chases a coyote into the woods by himself this man is crazy#fox mulder is a dangerous maniac#and I love him#I love this whorish delusional man#oh and he puts his hand in and then tastes what he knows is probably poisonous foxglove#honestly there's no substance fox mulder won't stick his hand in and or taste
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“The oven has a goofy face”
Octo-Oven Moment?
Just some past work experience
#WE’RE SO BACKKK#haha at least until I get real busy#need to catch up with my ask box#i’m also making a separate piece with them yipee#Marina’s got a complicated past with bioengineering it seems#Pearl doesn’t mind the oven screeching cus she doesn’t have to cook#but the toaster seems to have a vendetta against him#off the hook#splatoon#pearl houzuki#marina ida#pearlina#splatoon fanart#splatoon 3#great octoweapons#my art#squid asks
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THEM FINGERS BE THICK GODDAMN
#haha marry me#get me pregnant#sevika i love you#sevika#arcane#sevika arcane#im so inlove#mannnn why can't she be real#need her#inside me#what who said that
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It was Maid Day today yesterday a week ago so I got struck by inspiration to draw the worsties, and it ran away from me into a whole AU where they’re coworkers at a maid cafe. She’s a med student & this is just a part time job, and this is his depression job while he gets his life back together. He needs something he can be workaholic about to forget what it’s like having a personal life and personal issues. He’s actually the accountant, but the new hire janitor (Izutsumi) doesn’t show up for half her shifts and is a sloppy worker, so he gets the extra work of doing her job on top of his because he’s undervalued and overworked. Of course, janitors also have an uniform to keep the aesthetic cohesion as they go about cleaning the place, of course.
Senshi’s the part time cook you only see slivers off, he’s kind and warm when you do see him and have a chat but most shifts he’s in and out the kitchen without a trace. Laios and Falin are regulars because Falin and Marcille are besties & in the same med school, Laios accompanies Falin as she visits her friend at work and gets hooked on the food. Chilchuck has to remind Marcille to work instead of chatting with Falin for an hour, and next thing he knows she’s distracting him from work too. That’s it that’s the AU. Inspired by this idol AU fanart a bit <3
This was not meant to be birthday gift but well…… Happy bday Chil!!!
Read from left to right
#Dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#Chilchuck tims#marcille donato#spoilers#dunmeshi au#Maid cafe au#Marchil#Workwife marchil save me. Kabuholm in the background bc i said so lmao#i think people forget marci n chil are coworker worsties first and foremost. Ppl should capitalize on it more#The orange hair swag that makes him look like a marketable idol more#You can tell idk how to draw maid outfits. I hate those hats sm I will miku miku beam them out of existence#Marcille does change her hairstyle everyday btw#they don’t get back together btw she goes you haven’t talked to me in 4 years and he immediately goes YOU haven’t talked to ME in 4–#i mean ehem i’m sorry haha… while Marcille is like 4 years?! 4 years…#Mei only did it bc Fler has been getting jittery again kept sighing#I wanted to draw Chil with a car key at his belt but it wasn’t meant to be#idk if marchil ever gets together in this one it’s an eternal summer coworker with tension situationship au#romance is when you slowly deteriorate his work ethics so he starts skipping on his worktime to spend it at the front messing around w you#once he’s blessedly in the office and he hears this huge crash and the Marci just goes ‘…… Chiiiiiil?’ cue sigh and having to repair#the coffee machine. So many lil comics i couldn’t indulge myself to draw save me#shoutout to the time as a cashier in training at a convenience store I was left by my coworker who was supposed to wash the greasy chicken#oven but didn’t so I had to clean it for the first time myself while I was alone in the store and was also supposed to man the front#Shoutout to my convenience store’s accountant helping us with cashier duties often when there was less job to do ty ty#Understaffed struggles are so real#People also call Chil a manager because the boss is most often away so he just does everything#There’s no union but maybe one day he’ll get to overthrow the boss idk#The pay IS good at least#Modern au
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#no caption needed#basically sums up my life atm#and here i was thinking i’d be an academic weapon this year#haha#< the driest laugh i’ve ever laughed#arcane#arcane season 2#the brainrot is real#arcane brainrot#caitvi#caitvi brainrot#CAITLYN KIRRAMAN BRAINROT#she’s too fine#caitlyn kiramman#vi arcane
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This has oddly been on my mind lately, so I need to put this vital change of information out there. I have previously said Louise would romance Astarion if she ever was in bg3. This information has now been rectified. The true and correct information is she would romance Lae’zel. Thank you for your attention
#to those it may concern#but for real I need people to know she would not romance Astarion#he has gone from haha funny to hahaha ok ho jog off so I can smooch my green queen
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live drama adaptations part 2 (prev)
cast reveal and girls movie night 🔥
#i actually had the first three pages done for like. months now. and then i just forgot 🧍♂️#theres one more part to this but as to when ill finish that. haha#duck scribbles#minicomic tag#midoyuzu#and a bit of tomohaji on the side#doodles#enstars#midori takamine#hajime shino#yuzuru fushimi#tori himemiya#ibara saegusa#this is. a lot better quality than the first initial one amsdkjgshdgsmd i kindaa wanna redo it but its already a multiple part one i dont#think ill do that to myself rn akjdgskjwkjgjkd#its been 8 months i doubt anyone would remember the initial one but its ok u dont have to read it#i completely made up this manga and am now a little sad its not a thing that exists#i wish haruno was a real character i could post mangacaps of#thought too hard about it and there isnt any way to fit it into here but there is also a fourth character harunos childhood gyaru friend#also in love w her. she ends up having some sort of alliance with naoto but obviously its in vain too but its all chill#manga ends with haruno opening her dream cafe and asahi later joins her there after training a new team to take care of their old one#naoto becomes a regular there also w his new bf :] happy ending !!!#wow i have drawn Way too much lately. forgive me for such behavior ill probably be posting a lot less from here on out askjdgksjhgs#needed the food for when im away from my laptop for a week....#guess ill never get to finish that other lil comic i had planned for that sleepover drawing i made back during rarepair week </3#does anyone actually read these anyhow. i talk too much maybe
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Robin's unique sense of humour 🐦
Lore drop about this highschool AU Robin below the cut
In this AU, Robin has a quite peculiar "luck". She's very pretty, talented and famous in school, overall a very lovely girl, but for some reasons all sorts of weird people are attracted to her. Fortunately, she always gets help to escape the danger every time.
The big scar on her neck (which she uses bandage to cover) is an example of the result of that "luck". Robin got kidnapped once and the kidnapper threatened her with a knife (which leaves a scar later on), if it hadn't been for Sunday's quick action things would have gone badly. Bad stuff happens to Robin all the time (danger level varies) so it has kinda become a norm for her.
That's why sometimes Robin randomly pops out a weird dark humor joke every now and then and shocked her friends with the most oblivious face.
Other than Argenti, Ratio is also in this AU. He sometimes goes along with Robin's dark jokes to mess with Argenti (and it always ends with Robin and Ratio buying Argenti a bunch of thick baguettes to apologize for their little shenanigans lol)
#RAR#honkai star rail#rkgk#hsr robin#argenti#sketch#traditional art#like imagine robin goes do you know that i slept next to a real skeleton yesterday haha jk unless...#she is very humerus i know (pun intended)
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rewatching a deltarune playthrough and whatever you do dont think about how susie is clearly extremely food insecure and not only "only had chalk" that she fucking stole for breakfast, but goes on to steal every food item we see in the world and mentions being hungry several times in part 1 alone. and tells ralsei that he'd never be able to make enough cakes for her. dont think about how she's maybe never actually felt full in her life and the dark food can't help with that.
#deltarune#hahaha my girl is being abused! haha! wait...that isnt funny.#like she steals the top cake and demands more cakes from ralsei and u think its a goof#but then she also mentions being starving at the stump and the candy tree#and probably was at the bakesale too#but again it doesnt MATTER because none of that will actually SOLVE HER STARVATION PROBLEM#much like how noelle cant wave her hands and heal her dad#none of these kids can fix their real world problems
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harrianthe + sewing (variations on a theme)
#tlt#my art#you sew a girl's lips shut she sews you a dress...reciprocity is so important in relationships <3#ianthe when harrow pulls out her quote unquote enormous needles: haha so do you just carry those around with you 😳#no but for real imagine being ianthe at the end of gtn and you're on God's shuttle and it's just you and this nun who you don't really know#but who you're maybe into#and then she comes over and apropos of nothing is like 'alright i want you to lobotomize me#but first you'll have to let me sew your lips shut.'#and this is the most consecutive words this girl has ever said to you.#like yeah how DO you deal with that sort of cognitive whiplash? i feel like#ianthe's snap decision to marry her was as valid as any other reaction one might have had.#also i went so hard on drawing ianthe's room in the first one for literally no reason.#me detailing swans to tastefully obscure cyrus's junk in a background portrait i plan to blur beyond recognition anyway: i may be#overdoing this.
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the way the island throws off your familiar's behavior because it wants you to kill them. you need magic, don't you? your familiar exists to help you, and look at it, it can't do anything right now. it's just an animal, really. it doesn't look or act the way it used to. maybe you loved them before, but they don't even respond to you now, and times have changed. and you need magic, don't you?
#laughs awkwardly#dimension 20#misfits and magic spoilers#the contrast between victor who literally went to hell to get his familiar back because that's his best friend#and this. lemli's such a fun character for this. like we all love lemli right? she's so sweet and normal!#she openly says one of her two favorite things is drowning men and we're all like haha how whimsical! cause she's a siren!#until it's real. she doesn't bat an eye when philtrum goes down. you eat what you kill here or you starve#its a combo of like. yeah it's not like philtrum was a good person before. a certain type of people were drawn / called here#because they respond to this and it fits their worldview. but also holy shit this island#we gotta get out of here bro
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#spengs art#ghostbusters#the real ghostbusters#janine melnitz#worlds best secretary#shes here for tea (haha)#experimental doodle#also clothes study cause ive been tryna get better with folds#i will never draw the ugly ass miniskirt and tank top duo sorry not sorry#it looks terrible and its not at all practical for half the stuff she does
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He was chaos, he was revelry.
#dirty dancing#tswiftedit#usercellphonehippie#ayastag#usersar#tsusermeggie#hauntedbythelook#nessa007#ttpd#the tortured poets department#but daddy i love him#dirty dancing edit#taylor swift#*#*gifs#*colour#crazy that she wrote this song specifically about them and not her real life haha :)
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#jen is so real for this#cackling#haha#she said ryan had an epic burp scene#i guess they cut that#they cut so much dammit#pastel and puke#dead#911 abc#ryan guzman#jennifer love hewitt#kenneth choi#eddie diaz#buddie#buck x eddie#eddie x buck#evan buckley#eddie díaz#maddie buckley#love#7x6#kens reaction#same ken same
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redesigns ^_^
#ace attorney#maya fey#pearl fey#society if there was an actual aj trilogy and maya and pearl got the arc they deserved >>>>#i have a lot of thoughts about it... mainly the fact that i dont think maya would be happy as master of kurain#but she takes up the mantle for pearl and familys sake#im frustrated that in aa6 shes just there as like. a novelty. to wave around in your face like haha hey guys remember her!! whatever#soj isnt real but the shit i make up in my head is ❤️
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I'm better than you. I'm better than you in everyway except you have hope. You always have; you went back into the mine to rescue Jazz, you snuck up to the surface to find the matrix of leadership. My point is that your instincts tell you to break protocol.. for a reason. This blind optimism that you have is why you make such bold, and courageous choices. That are also extremely stupid. You're inspiring. You can envision a better future, that no one else can see, and if we ever want to see B and D 16 again, that. that is the Orion Pax, that we need right now. Listen to me, we can do this.
#fact that I can quote this and the rant scene word 4 word#oh! my heart! it is collapsing in on it's self! I am experiencing cardiac arrest! send help!#“She's mean” um!#haha! giggles#the world deserves for elita-1 to be real#gngngngngbgngnggngn i love her#elita one#transformers#elita 1#transformers one#tf one#tf one elita#oplita#okay sure oplita it is we all know the choke hold and damage this scene did to the oplita fandom#orion pax#UGHHHHHHHH fucking dies#that's what this scene does to me#Elita-1
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